My Dad's Face is Magical

So I was talking to my dad by the back door and then I heard a familiar whining. I opened the door and Slider took off under the steps. I threw the phone down, gathered Sallie, and we snatched him back. So basically yes, my dad's face does have magical Slider attracting properties.

He did smell like sewage and had thick, crusty hair. So the first contact with him upon his return was a bath... yeah, he's going to try to run again. Tomorrow however, we're going to collect all of our signs and wander to Petsmart. He's getting a shiny collar and updated ID tag.