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Friday, December 25, 2020

Top 30 Christmas Movies: 15-1

I almost decided to deliver this second part of my Top 30 list tomorrow, but it just didn't seem right getting into the Valentine's Day movies field. 

No, my fans, I decided you needed this in your inbox tonight to maybe inspire some last minute Christmas cheer. 

Thursday, December 24, 2020

Top 30 Christmas Moves: 30-16

I'm a complete sucker for Christmas movies. I love the saccharine sentimentality. The splash of Christmas magic. How everything wraps up in a nice (pun intended) bow. 

Because of Covid and social distancing, my friends have a chat where we watch movies together every Tuesday and Thursday night. These movies are sometimes determined by an actor we want to do a deep dive on (Philip Seymour Hoffman, Meryl Streep, Channing Tatum) or a seasonal block of films. To determine what movies we watched for the Thanksgiving to New Years season, we built a bracket of all our favorite Christmas movies and had them go head to head. 

It pained me to see some eliminated, but we only have 7 weeks to watch movies.  I'm going to end up watching most of the losers anyway, but it still hurt. 

So, without further adieu, here is my ranking of the best Christmas movies. (That I've seen and remember seeing)

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Hi, I'm in Therapy

2020 has been a hell of a year to bare. 

Trump's America, Covid, incredibly busy work, incredible climate related weather events, the rise of white supremacy and fascism in the United States. It's exhausting just to exist right now. 

I've had this sort of stressful anxiety living in my shoulders and chest since around the time I was on the Japan project. The long hours, the isolation of being on the other side of the world for long periods of time, the not being able to just go out and see my friends. 

Thursday, October 22, 2020

Election Time 2020

I've started about a billion blogs ranting and raving about how our system is all messed up and there's no difference between Democrat and Republicans, but I know most of you don't want that in written form. If you're interested, buy me a drink and we'll talk. 

I've been reading as much as I can about everything on the city ballot. (there will be a few items just for the city) I've been in conversations where my friends and I are arguing whether to protest and not vote for anyone for president or vote for Biden because Trump is so evil. I even joined political action zoom calls and listened to alderwomen in the city debate the finer points of the direction of St. Louis and country. 

So, after much consideration, here is what I've learned and where I've landed on some of the key items up for election. 

Constitutional Amendment 1 - No

I think term limits are important for executive and judiciary positions, but this would extend term limits to some legislative positions. 

There's some theory online (not yet proven and kinda would be hard to prove) that the more freshman and newbies that serve in a state legislature, the easier it is for lobbyist to take advantage of the situation. 

Until I have more information to say otherwise, I'm going to vote no. 

Constitutional Amendment 3 - No

This is a gross one. A couple years ago, Missouri overwhelmingly voted that we wanted an independent group to draw up districting lines. This is to prevent gerrymandering. 

Some clever politicians in Jeff City wrote this amendment up to make it sound like they are making it harder for politicians to get gifts. Really it lessens the gift value by like $5 and repeals the Clean Missouri Act we passed a few years ago. It's a gross way to make people vote against what they are for. 

Proposition D - Overwhelmingly yes!

Instead of the City having a Democrat and Republican primary, you would instead vote for everyone you like in March and then the top two vote getting candidates would square off in a run off election in April. 

This eliminates spoiler elections like Lyda Krewson winning with only 30% of the vote because the black and progressive votes were split among the 6 other candidates. 

This is basically a light version of ranked choice voting. Unfortunately, St. Louis election machines would need about $5 million in upgrades to do true ranked choice voting. 

Proposition 1 - No

I know people will argue that we are losing out on great candidates within the City because we require you live in the city to work here, but it is not a good argument. In fact, the police union ran a marketing campaign trying to convince residents that the reason we have crime is because they can't attract enough good talent. But per capita, St. Louis has more cops than almost every other city. 

My thought is, if you are going to be a public servant or work for a city, you should have a stake in it. This should be your home so that you have more empathy for the issues and want to do the very best to make it a better place. And the City's tax dollars shouldn't leave the city for the county. 

Proposition R - Yes

This would raise taxes very slightly in order to provide funding for smaller early learning and day care centers. Kids whose parents can't afford to send them to expensive daycare. 

Proposition T - Yes?

This is a hard one because the way it's written is very lawyery. Basically, your internet provider pays like $2.50 a lineal foot to lay cable. So the cost benefit analysis by Charter and AT&T keeps them out of a lot of low income and sparsely populated areas of the city. 

This would restructure how the city charges telecom company to make St. Louis more competive for telecoms to build Fiberoptic internet and would hopefully encourage these companies to start laying high speed internet north of Delmar. 

Governor - Mike Parsons (R) vs Nicole Galloway (D) - Galloway

Parsons has largely done nothing. He just skates by. Barely leads. His Covid response has been incredibly laughable.  He didn't even win the election, he took over after Missouri's former governor was ran out of town for taking sexually explicit photos of his extramarital affair without permission.

Nicole Galloway seems to actually want to Govern instead of just have power and coast. 

President - Trump (R) vs Biden (D) - Biden

I'm voting Biden, and I'm honestly not happy about it. He was like my 7th favorite candidate. He represents everything that's wrong with the establishment. 

These establishment Democrats are not much different than their Republican counterparts. Chuck Schumer goes to the same parties in the Hamptons as Kellyanne Conway. Diane Feinstein hugs Lindsay Graham. And Joe Biden wants to have several Republicans in his cabinet. 

No progress will happen. We'll continue bombing the living hell out of countries on the other side of the planet. We'll continue our coups in South American countries to try and secure resources for America. We'll continue fracking. We'll continue putting more people in jail than any other country in the world.

But at least Biden can work with other leaders. He can quietly rejoin the Paris Climate Accords, repair our ties to the UN, and at least pretend we are participating in the world. 

Trump however, is a vile human being who has encouraged other vile human beings. White Nationalism has been on the rise with groups like the Proud Boys and Boogaloo Boys. There's his backing of Birtherism, calling African nations "shithole countries," telling congresswomen to go back to where they came from even though three of the four were born in the US. 

Trump ignored reports that Russia put bounties on our troops. He called our troops losers and suckers while touring a military cemetary. And famously, he avoided the Vietnam War by using his family's wealth. 

He's had a long history of not paying contractors for work on his giant towers, instead paying them a fraction and telling them he'd reward them instead with more work in the future. There's the bullying of his brother to his ultimate death. 

You know what, you've probably already made up your mind about president. This is a useless activity. But please, if nothing else, pay attention to the Amendments and Propositions. Most of us are white and have a decent living. President ultimately won't affect us, but the Amendments and Propositions can really help your neighbors. Put in the work. Research what they are about. Vote in ways that help the most amount of people. 

Sunday, August 9, 2020

Cocktails and Movies

Two years ago, Sal got a book for Christmas that are cocktail recipes from movies. (Cocktails of the Movies) So like when James Bond drinks a martini, the book will have an entry for that Bond movie with the recipe. Or when the dude has a white Russian in Big Lebowski, the book abides man. 

Since Covid happened, we've started doing a movie and a themed cocktail once a week. Our bar game is very strong right now. Strong enough to where I feel I have to explain that we aren't alcoholics, we're enthusiasts and what else are we going to do. It's been sort of a nice way to have a special feeling night, almost like an isolated date night. 

I wanted to keep this one a little lighter, cause the world's on fire, everything seems bad, and I got a lot of thoughts about all that, but for today, we're going to come along on a journey of cocktail and movie ratings. 

Margarita + Boogie Nights (1997)

  • Cocktail: 4/5
  • Movie: 4.5/5
Cocktails don't get much better than a margarita. Margaritas appear to be the official Covid drink of
choice. All my friends are making them, the grocery store is typically out of tequila which makes me think others are making them, and Sal and I have a margarita pretty much every Friday to start the weekend. 

Boogie Nights is almost a perfect movie. They develop this ensemble cast of characters into what you believe is a tight knit family. What other film could have Burt Reynolds, Don Cheadle, Julianne Moore, Mark Wahlburgh, Heather Graham, William H Macy, John C. Reilly, and of course Phillip Seymour Hoffman.  It's funny and a good time until New Years Eve 1980, then it's tragically sad, and every time it's on TV, I sit down and watch. 

Daiquiri + Our Man in Havana (1959)
  • Cocktail: 5/5
  • Movie: 2/5
The Daiquiri is one of the all time best summer drinks. It's light, it's full of citrus, it's rum. We had this one of the first hot weekends of the summer and it slapped perfectly. 

Our Man in Havana on the other hand had very dry and outdated British humor. A British vacuum salesman in Cuba is recruited to be a spy for the British intelligence service.

And he takes advantage and takes their money. The situation is ripe for hilarity, but was never pulled off. 

I think a new take, by the Coen Brothers, (a la Burn After Reading) could take this premise to the next level.

French 75 + Casablanca (1942)
  • Cocktail: 4/5
  • Movie: 5/5
It doesn't get much classier than a French 75. The lemon juice and simple syrup take some of the pine flavor out of the gin and then the bubbles of the champagne open up the aromatics. 

And Casablanca is one of my top 5 movies of all time. There's a reason it's largely considered one of the greatest films ever made, the setting, the set design, the dialogue, and acting are all perfect for what essentially takes place in 3 places. It's a rare film where the protagonist and antagonist are blurred, and in the end, although you were rooting for the protagonist to get the girl, you feel satisfied. 

Midnight Margarita + Practical Magic (1998)

  • Cocktail: 2.5/5
  • Movie: 3/5
The midnight margarita is essentially a margarita (white tequila, triple sec, and lime juice) with a raspberry liqueur floater. In all honesty, the raspberry took away from what I like about a margarita, the crispness of the lime. 

Practical Magic was not a film I expected to actually like. The premise is basically two women (who are witches) have to deal with love and loss and magic/curses. It was actually pretty fun and witty. Definitely not going to win any awards, but fun. 

Rum Collins + Thunderball (1965)
  • Cocktail: 2/5
  • Movie: 3.5/5
The Rum Collins is basically a margarita with rum instead of tequila. I expected to like it much more than I did. It sort of was boring. I think the rum and lime juice sort of cancelled each other out and didn't really taste like much. 

I can see how you would want to drink the Rum Collins in a tropical area. It lends itself to hot weather. 

Thunderball however... wow... I didn't realize how much of Austin Powers was making fun of this film. It starts with James Bond punching who you think is a woman in the face, he then flies away with his jetpack across the street, then stuffs it into his trunk and takes off driving. 

We keep building throughout the film to some huge release... and boy.. boy oh boy do we get it... the movie culminates in roughly 300 men having an underwater knife fight. 

Long Island Iced Tea + Cruel Intentions (1999)
  • Cocktail: 2/5
  • Movie: 4/5
The Long Island Iced Tea is the sort of drink you order when you're trying to seem fancy, but you just turned 21. Take all of the liquor in your bar (tequila, gin, vodka, light rum, triple sec) with a splash of citrus (lemon Juice, lime juice) and a splash of sweet (simple syrup) and dump it into a bucket glass. 

You'll drink 3-4 of these because they seem so drinkable, and then you'll wake up wondering why you have the worst hangover ever. 

Cruel Intentions was very popular in high-school because it had one of the hottest actresses (Sarah Michelle Gellar) running around in lingerie for most of the 90 minutes. And it also had one of the hottest guys at the time (Ryan Phillippe) shirtless and making love to half of New York. 

Mostly this was a film for teenagers to feel old, but still get their rocks off.


Champagne Cup + The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

  • Cocktail: 4/5
  • Movie: 4/5
I'm not usually a Brandy person, but the orange liqueur, maraschino cherry syrup, and champagne really cut the syrupy taste of Brandy and makes a very refreshing drink. 

If I were sitting in a hotel bar in say the middle of winter, I would give a thought to having a Champagne Cup to sort of warm up.

Wes Anderson is one of my favorite directors. I love the comedic timing and colorful visuals he plays with. Grand Budapest Hotel sort of flew under a lot of people's radar. I think Darjeeling Limited probably turned some people off to Wes and then he did a few animated projects. Grand Budapest Hotel is well worth the watch, if only for the set design and costumes. 

And as always, Bill Murray is in it, so it's got that going for it.

Gibson + All About Eve (1950)
  • Cocktail: 4/5
  • Movie: 5/5
The Gibson is a very dry and very hearty take on a Gin martini. You feel fancy drinking it. Like you're at some Hollywood part in the 1960s. 

Which is essentially what All About Eve is about. The cut throat world of Hollywood in the 60s where there can only be one or two leading ladies at a time. 

All About Eve broke the record for Academy Award nominations with 14 (won 6) and it widely considered one of the greatest movies of all time. 

Turquoise Blue + Cocktail (1988)
  • Cocktail: 2/5
  • Movie: 3/5
The Turquoise Blue will give you a cavity. This thing is so sweet it immediately gave me heartburn. It's
not something I would ever drink, but the 80s was all about those sweet cocktails... maybe it had something to do with all the cigarette smoking and cocaine? 

Anyway, I would not order this at a bar. It tasted like a relic. How everything in the 60s had gelatin in it, every drink in the 80s had to be neon colored. 

Cocktail surprised me... because I always thought it was this movie about how cool it would be to sling drinks in the 1980s Wall Street sort of way. But it really is secretly the history of TGI Fridays. No really, this is about the origin of TGI Fridays.

Singapore Slings + Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
  • Cocktail: 4/5
  • Movie: 4/5
The Singapore Sling requires a lot of ingredients... but it's good. I can see why it costs $13 at a bar. Like the Long Island Iced Tea, it drinks too easily for how much booze it has in it, but unlike the Long Island Iced Tea, it tastes delicious.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is still a fun movie. Sort of light-hearted. It's just about these drug addled losers, that don't ever face consequences for the crazy stuff they do.  They don't really hurt anyone else (other than the PTSD of dealing with them)

Monday, June 15, 2020

Their Names Are...

I've started this post probably 17 times. All of the thoughts and emotions I have cannot fit into a blog post. I decided this one would be about the positives and maybe I would do a followup on some of the misconceptions about the protest later on.

We stayed up too late Thursday and Friday night the week of George Floyd's death, watching video feeds of the protests. We were sad, we were angry, we were stressed, and we didn't sleep. 

During the Micheal Brown protests, we weren't really sure what our role as white people was. We wanted to help, but we didn't want to take attention away from the activists and the protesters. We gave money where we could and we spent our money at BLM bars and restaurants.  

We've had time to digest essays written by the activists outlining how we can be supportive and we learned that we should've been there, arm and arm with our neighbors, showing solidarity. 

We had long discussions. We've spent all of this time and effort being incredibly careful about Covid 19. We've spent minimal time at the grocery store, no time out at bars or restaurants, and we haven't seen our friends or family in months. Were we doing to risk it all to protest?

And then there's been the violence. Police firing rubber bullets at protesters, tossing tear gas into neighborhoods, rioters breaking into buildings and looting places. It's gotten so prevalent that a Twitter thread documenting just the use of police brutality during the protests is at 500 incidents caught on video.

Our consciousnesses just wouldn't let us sit home as Twitter warriors. We took a calculated decision and ultimately decided that it was worth our lives to be on the right side of history. 

We loaded a bunch of extra water bottles and masks up, wrote our siblings phone numbers on our arm in case we were injured or arrested, setup emergency cat feeding backups, and met the group at the federal building in downtown Clayton. 

At first, there were maybe 200 people there holding various signs on either side of the street. There were a few photographers with various press credentials and a news crew. Medics showed up in scrubs with giant red crosses on their clothing. Everyone had masks and I couldn't be happier. People were still taking Covid seriously and every knew the risks, but everyone showed up.

Then the organizers showed up and took control of the crowd. They made some moving speeches, some of which we couldn't hear because the news helicopters showed up and flew low. 

Then we marched down the hill and around to Forest Park Parkway. There was a police blockade keeping traffic from us. 

We stopped, and the organizers called for any clergy to come to the front of the group. A couple dozen priests, rabbis, ministers, imams, all worked their ways through the crowd and stood arm and arm in front. The organizers also called for legal witnesses, officially designated people to make sure everyone followed the rules. 

This was the only time in the day I felt uneasy. We walked up the exit ramp to the 2 lane highway that is Forest Park Parkway. If something went wrong, there wasn't an escape at this point. There was a 100 foot drop on either side. But we marched on with our hands in the air.

We ironically were walking down this closed highway with some of the richest houses in the area flanking us on both sides. The protesters didn't cause damage, instead, invited those that were home to join them. "Out of the house, into the streets."

The organizers zig-zagged throughout the crowd, even famous Ferguson commission and Missouri House Rep Rasheen Aldrige was among the people, calling into the Mega-phone, "Show me what community looks like..." and thousands of people responding, "this is what community looks like."

We were at the protest for about 3 hours. I was trying to determine if I was going to post pictures or not, but when we got home and started looking at the internet, all I saw were comments of thuggish looters destroying local businesses. And I decided I needed to post what a positive experience our protest was. 

We went to a second protest a week later. This one in downtown St. Louis. We marched from City Hall to the Police headquarters. This time we were joined by several thousand more than the first protest. 


This feels different than the protests a few years ago. This feels like people are more invested. People are recognizing there is a societal ill, and with no direction coming from our government, the only way we're going to fix it is as a community. 

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Fantasy Booking Our Day Out

Sal and I have been fantasy booking our day out when this finally passes. I'm starting to ask more and more people what their day out looks like. It starts to show you what sort of people your friends are. For instance, my buddy Cory, wants White Castle when he gets out, so he's pretty much trash.

So I've been thinking about my day out as a section of the city. When I can go out, I'm staying out. Lunch, drinks, and dinner. Money means nothing. I'll take out a bank loan to fund it.

This map below is all of my favorite places in St. Louis. I want to go to them all, but there is only so much time and my liver will only hold on for so long.



Gravois Triangle
  1. Start by splitting a bottle of wine at Novella on the patio. 
  2. Wander over to Onesto for some pasta and garlic knots. 
  3. Stop by for a drink at Lemmons. 
  4. Heavy Anchor for a City Wide. 
  5. Then Silverballroom for a game of pinball. 
  6. Dinner at Mariachis 2, finish the night with a margarita. 
Total Stops: 6
Total Distance: 4.2 miles

Morganford Crawl

  1. Start for a draft beer at the Civil Life. Sit in the beer garden allowing the sun to warm out faces. 
  2. We started too classy, so we'll stop by Tower Pub on the way home. The beers are cheap, it has a vaguely stale smell, and I wouldn't want to see it in full light, but it's one of our old haunts. 
  3. This next part is hard, because there's a lot of good food on this stretch. We start at 3 Monkeys for some Jungle Nachoes. 
  4. We move across the street to City Park Grille, order some wings, enjoy the breeze coming in through the open garage door. 
  5. Then we order some fries and sauces from the Dam, wander next door to the Amsterdam, anticipate our burgers and chat up the owner. 
  6. We stop at Stella Blues only because we've been promising to give them another shot, and drink a beer to the memory of Colorado Bob's Ship of Fools which has been shuttered for months now.
Total Stops: 7
Total Distance: 2.9 miles

Cherokee Street

The problem with Cherokee street is at one end it has some of my favorite Mexican food. At the other end, some of the best burgers in St. Louis. And sandwiched in between is some of the best friend chicken. How do you deal with that? Gluttony, that's how.


  1. Start by getting a burger at Mac's Local Eats. You need to get there immediately when the open otherwise there's a 45 minute wait. Gotta also get the Red Hot Riplet fries. 
  2. Stop in at the Hop Shop for a quick beer. 
  3. If I can manage to stuff more food in me, wander over to Byrd and Barrel for some chicken strips. 
  4. Stop by one of my favorite bars in the city, Fortune Teller, get Tarot Cards read, take in the vibe.
  5. Stop by one of my other favorites bars, the Whiskey Ring. Sit under the Macho Man painting and drink an Angel's Envy whiskey, neat. 
  6. Stop in to Earthbound brewing, comment on how cool the spot is but comment on how even though the beers are getting better, they aren't there yet. It's tradition to do this. 
  7. Finish the night at Tower Taco. I will have a margarita and burrito and regret my dinner decision. 
Total Stops: 7
Total Distance: 1.1 miles


Midtown Beer Crawl

Midtown is a bit more walkable than it used to be and is sort of a hidden area of the city most people don't think to spend a day wandering around. That's going to change when the soccer stadium is built.


  1. Lay a good base at Southern with some fried chicken. 
  2. Go next door to Center Ice Brewing, drink a beer while leaning against the hockey boards. 
  3. Wander a couple blocks down to Wellspent brewing. Haven't had a chance to go since it reopened. 
  4. Up the street to Urban Chestnut. Sit in the beer garden, pet some dogs, sunlight. 
  5. Hit up Smallbatch for one whiskey, something more top shelf, like Whistle Pig. 
  6. Over to Schlafly, drink all of their current Hop Trial flavors. Eat falafel and an order of pretzels. 
Total Stops: 6
Total Distance: 1.7 miles

The Grove


Ohhh, the Grove is one of those places that has transformed over the past decade and is quickly becoming one of my favorite places. Artists and the gay community of St. Louis has transformed the area into a hotspot.
  1. Burger and beer at Rockwell. It's the second best burger in town and there's always dogs to pet. 
  2. Next to the Atomic Cowboy. If the weather is nice, I sit under a tree on their patio. If I'm extra lucky, there's a band playing. 
  3. Handelbar for a quiet drink in a dark space. 
  4. Parlor for a City Wide and a game of Ninja Turtles.
  5. Gezellig for a quiet drink in a bright space. Maybe we stay long enough to play a board game. 
  6. Urban Chestnut because it's by and far the most impressive building in the Grove. 
  7. Back to Grace Meats, get some spicy fried chicken, a 4 Hands IPA, and go to bed early to digest
Total Stops: 7
Total Distance: 1.1 miles

Central West End



The Central West End has long been a nightlife place. It's where the elite of St. Louis live and complain about the nightlife all around them. 
  1. Brunch and a Bloody Mary at Retreat. It cannot be understated how good the food is here.
  2. Quick cocktail at Juniper. Let the sun pour through the windows and warm my skin. 
  3. Beer at iTap. We sit at the bar and chat up whoever is around. 
  4. Specialty margarita at Mission Taco. 
  5. Drink at Up-down, take out $10 in quarters, and play whatever is open.
  6. Drink at Gamlin Whiskey House with a giant and expensive steak. 
Total Stops: 6
Total Distance: 1.9 miles

I hope we're only weeks from being able to do some of this. With all the "open America" protests going on though, I think there's enough people not taking this seriously to where it will probably last into the fall. 

The places above are many of my favorites. I didn't even include parts of town like Maplewood or Dogtown. My fear is some of my places won't survive this. For now though, they all live in my mind, perfectly clean, filled with cold drinks, awaiting my arrival.