I woke up to a site that was unsettling. I'm fairly sure Slider is planning to sacrifice me to whatever cat god he worships. I give you picture evidence.
I'm sleeping on that couch every night. When I woke up, I was encircled with Slider's toys. The red circle is the feather that attaches to one of his toys, which I'm fairly sure just blew away from the circle.
If he had opposable thumbs, I'm 90% sure he would have lit some candles and probably cut my face off and worn it around the house during the night.