Where you should only find mountains and scorpions, there's giant fountains spraying water several stories into the air.
Where there should be cactuses, slot machines.
We've imported some of the world's most famous monuments, just to have them in one spot.
The marketing "what happens in Vegas" calls to people's terrible intentions. Everyone wants to live out The Hangover or Bachelor Party. Do a little coke and party with Mike Tyson.
